TrojenMonkey's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Twilight Galaxy]

Meh

I could not find any artistic highlights in this video, it mostly lagged the whole way, the dark figure animation was half-assed, most background materials weren't rendered decently..And most of all, it didn't present a real storyline. This video does not seem to be planned at all, everything seems random and out of context.

2 points for some drawing & colouring skills, 1 point for the FBF scan animation which is honestly delightful. The rest was dreadful.

aba1 responds:

well ya the quality in the images was quite low you know how much I had to shrink this movie to get it on here it is litterally 1/8th the original size and even after all that it still lags so yes some of the quality isn't there but that's to minimize lag. The only reason I could imagine it giving as much lag as you let on is your computer being shitty?

Honestly I laugh at your dark figure comment because its based on the same style of limbo which won best game in its category for the year and everyone I know was impressed at how close it looked hell the comment above yours hates this movie because he thought it was literally ripped from the game that's how close the aesthetic is so I really don't see how it is half assed?

[Explode Harder]

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Nice, but as a parody it does not own enough excessive expressions to bold out the false, plus its abit too slow.
But i'll admit, it gave me a giggle.

Battosai810 responds:

I didn't think it was too slow, but that's just me. Anyway, happy you liked it :)

[W40k Dawn of Awesome]

'Hah.

There must be some games at a certain time with retarded flaws, and .. Heh, truely is wierd nobody shared this.

'Cant grade ya for the visual effort, but I sure can for the guts of bringing the flaw online, cheers for that.

Battosai810 responds:

It will baffle me until the day I die that the voice actors for this game were actually paid and considered "professionals"

The visuals were made to match the quality of the voice acting. Take that for what you will :)

[Together We Rise]

Heh.

Saw the punchline comin', but still a very cute idea, Try to slide in more expressions next time.

Va10r65 responds:

Thanx.

[Milk & OJ Bestest Friends]

To : MrSmiles

It's not suppose to make sense, Mr.smiles. -retarded stuff make the kiddies laugh. (Becides the fact its a short comedy toon based on a single joke of the two characters having fun with childish tune, expanding is not neccesery.)

To the Author : Smilies, randomess, what could you ever ask more.

Battosai810 responds:

You seem to have a pretty good grip on what this cartoon is about.
Glad you liked it, thanks for reviewing!

[The Very Bad Visual Pun]

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...Right, -havent got the punchline.

amodelqueso responds:

-_-' ... About 4/5 people in the review area already gave it away, come on man.

[HOSUE [sic]]

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...'Da fuck?
(As : What the hell, have I saw on my monitor?)

That was WAY to random.
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TmsT responds:

Not really. It didn't even have a monkey in it, and nobody mentioned llamas or jump-cut to an improbable flashback.

[Cardboard City]

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I do not enjoy such clips, to be honest.
Im not into thos, deep-jazz-clips.

-For the author- :
8000 frames isent so much when you get used to it :], haha.

MorrowDays responds:

nothing is much when you're used to it! :P